I don't know what I did wrong...

...but I've been on house arrest for the past 3 weeks!!!! And worse yet, I have to wear a diaper all the time!!! What is going on??? Mom keeps talking about "the heat" all the time. I don't know what she's talking about because the very few times I'm allowed outside (for potty breaks only) it is pretty chilly. Mom said we're almost done with "the heat" which I'm hoping is human code for FREEDOM!!! I don't know how much more of this I can take!